Comments on: Who can give me a really funny joke?

By: Hayley L

Hayley L — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 18:25:59 +0000

There is a blonde, brunette and a red hed. Some police men are chasing them. The red head and brunette hide behind a barn wall. The blonde hides in a empty potato sack. The police men were by the barn and the brunette said MOO!!! the red head said BAA!!!!! then the blonde said POTATOES POTATOES POTATOESSSS!!!
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By: kaustikos1981

kaustikos1981 — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 17:41:59 +0000

A very old Jew is lying at his deathbed. His family is all around him, watching him with love and care.
The old man raises a shaking hand and calls with a croaking voice
"Maria, my wife, are you here?"
Maria, his wife rushes to his side, holds his hand and says
"Yes, my husband, I am always by your side"
The old man looks at her and calls again
"Jebediah, my eldest, are you here?"
"Yes father, I am here", says Jebediah.
"Jacob, my youngest, are you here as well?", calls again the dying man
"Yes father, I am by your side", says the youth with tears in his eyes.
"Sarah, my sweet young daughter, are you here as well?", asks again the old man.
"Yes father, I am ever by you side." replies the young woman.
The old man looks at them all once more and says
"So who is at the store?"

And a Happy New Year!
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No offence meant, its just funny

By: Kaat

Kaat — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 17:18:59 +0000

There's a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead on the steps to Heaven. At every step, a man tell a joke, and if one of them laughs, they are rejected from the stairway. The redhead went first, but failed by the second step. The brunette went second, but failed at the fifth step. The blonde went all the way to the nintey-ninth step, but laughed before the man said anything. The man said," Why did you laugh? I didn't even tell the joke yet." The blonde replied,"I just got the first one."
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