i really like this girl that i met recently and was hoping somebody could share a Funny Joke that will impress her. its somebody i just met, so nothing very racist or very dirty. thanks
This is a cute one that you both will enjoy:
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and with a sigh started to climb.
About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread his flippers and flung himself off the branch. Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing.
Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two little birds. Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said, "Don't you think it's time we told him he was adopted?"
April 5th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Why do women have boobs… so you got something to look at while your talking to them!!..
oh wait you want to impress her..
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Family Guy
April 5th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
what is "uoy evol i" backwards?
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April 5th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Anything appropriate to the situation. Don't try to impress too much. Too quote Nemo: "Go with the flow." Do exactly that. Play around. Find out what she's in to. Pay attention to the subjects that she reacts strongly too, and talk about those. When you say something funny, make sure you don't try too hard, or you'll just seem like a loser.
Best of luck.
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April 5th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
This is a cute one that you both will enjoy:
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and with a sigh started to climb.
About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread his flippers and flung himself off the branch. Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing.
Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two little birds. Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said, "Don't you think it's time we told him he was adopted?"
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