Please… I need funny ones… not the weird and lame ones. And it has to be school appropriate by the way.
so one guy says to his friend, "hey do you wanna hear the story about a broken pencil?" and the guy says, "NO i dont think it has a point!"
hehe, kinda dorky but funny!
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:33 am
so one guy says to his friend, "hey do you wanna hear the story about a broken pencil?" and the guy says, "NO i dont think it has a point!"
hehe, kinda dorky but funny!
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grampa
April 3rd, 2009 at 6:16 am
you know how they say if you die in your dreams you die in real life, thats not true, if you dream about death chuck norris will find you and kill you in your sleep
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April 3rd, 2009 at 7:00 am
i got 2 funny jokes for ya
2 peanuts are walking down the street 1 was A SALTED…..
whats snoop doggs fav kind of weather?
a drizzzzzzzzzzzle
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April 3rd, 2009 at 7:29 am
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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April 3rd, 2009 at 7:49 am
An old had just recently obtained her first laptop. A few weeks later, she has AIM. As she logs on, she reiceves a message, going on the lines as: Hey, Welcome to Aim, we hope that you will be satisfied. LOL. As an old lady, she assumed LOL meant Lots of Love. A month later, her friend dies. She writes a letter about the death of her friend to her friend's parents.
"I am very sorry for the death of Mary. She was a dear friend to me. I will miss her dearly. LOL, Jenna."
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