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What is a really really funny short joke??

I need a hillarious joke that is sort and clean.
The funniest joke you have ever heard, please not a very long.

You ask, do you want to hear a dirty joke?
If the person says yes, you say, "The white horse fell in the mud!"

Get it! The horse got dirty.

7 Responses

  1. chocoholic Says:

    do you wanna hear a short joke or a long joke?
    if you chose a short joke say "joke" fast
    if you chose a long joke say "joke" really slow
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  2. Precious Says:

    You ask, do you want to hear a dirty joke?
    If the person says yes, you say, "The white horse fell in the mud!"

    Get it! The horse got dirty.
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  3. rav4ii Says:

    if you're american when you go in the bathroom and you're german when you come out what are you when you're in the bathroom

    european

    lol get it "your-a-peein" lol
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  4. William B music lover Says:

    I have a friend that is sooo cheap, he won't even lend himself money.
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  5. Fugha Says:

    booger have no calories
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  6. irondj Says:

    whats better than roses on a piano?
    tulips on an organ!
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  7. David A Says:

    "wanna hear a clean joke?"
    (person says yes)
    "Dan took a bath with Bubbles"
    "Wanna hear a dirty joke?"
    (person says yes again)
    "Bubbles is a girl"
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