I have a random fact:
every 1 in 5,000 lobsters in the Atlantic Ocean are born bright blue. Now your turn. Best Answer for funniest joke or most random fact(:
fact: every time blue whales "do the do" they lose 12 gallons of sperm. Hence the saltiness of the ocean.
joke: So there is this bar on the 99th floor of a building. A man sitting at the bar sees this GORGEUS woman sitting on the other side of bar. He goes to her and says in his smoothest [and slurriest 
] voice "hey baby" she looks at him and goes "I don't talk to guys in bars" and he says "no, no, no you have me all wrong. I just wanted to show you this drink. it gives you the ability to fly." so he takes a swig of the drink jumps out the window and flies around for a bit. he comes back in and says "try it" she takes a swig, jumps out the window, and falls to her death. The bartender looks at the man and goes "Superman, you're a real jerk when you drink"
May 9th, 2009 at 4:37 am
alrite so hope this is gonan be the best joke a try its a blonde joke please dont get offended i dont mean anythin out of it just a joke:]
so this one blonde was driving and gets a speeding ticket, the cop was also a blonde, the blonde cop comes up to the blonde and asks to see her license, and the blonde says i dont knw what it looks like, so the blonde cop says its a square and it has your picture on it, the blonde went through her purse and got a square mirror and gave it to the blonde cop the blonde cop looked at it and said oh i am sorry i didnt knw you were a cop too…
hope you guys get it:]
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May 9th, 2009 at 5:25 am
fact: every time blue whales "do the do" they lose 12 gallons of sperm. Hence the saltiness of the ocean.
joke: So there is this bar on the 99th floor of a building. A man sitting at the bar sees this GORGEUS woman sitting on the other side of bar. He goes to her and says in his smoothest [and slurriest
] voice "hey baby" she looks at him and goes "I don't talk to guys in bars" and he says "no, no, no you have me all wrong. I just wanted to show you this drink. it gives you the ability to fly." so he takes a swig of the drink jumps out the window and flies around for a bit. he comes back in and says "try it" she takes a swig, jumps out the window, and falls to her death. The bartender looks at the man and goes "Superman, you're a real jerk when you drink"
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