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Did Michael Jackson ever record that song I`m forever blowing Bubbles
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I like short jokes or riddles.
Did Michael Jackson ever record that song I`m forever blowing Bubbles
April 4th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
What would you do if Don King came to your house and he was your electrician?
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April 4th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
What do you see when the Pillsbury doughboy bends down?
Doughnuts
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April 4th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
A little boy went trick-or-treating dressed as a pirate. He knocked on his neighbor’s door, and when she saw him, she said, “Oh, my goodness, what a fierce pirate you are! But where are your buccaneers?”
The little boy looked up at her and replied, “Where else would they be? They’re under my buckin’ hat!”
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April 4th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
1There is a blond, a redhead, and a brunette on a plane. the redhead throws an apple outside of the plane, the brunette throws an orange out the plane, and the blond throws a grenade out of the plane. When they reach there destination, the redhead sees a girl and she is crying. The redhead says “why are your crying?” and the girls responds “my grandma just died when an apple fell out of the sky and fell on her head.” The brunette sees another girl and she is crying too. the brunette says to the girl “why are you crying?” the girl responds “my dog died when an orange fell out of the sky and hit it in the head.” Then the blond sees another blond laughing and she says “why are you laughing?” the other blond responds “I FARTED AND THE BUILDING BEHIND ME BLEW UP.”
2There is a kid that learns his ABC’s. He asked the teacher to go to the bathroom, but the teacher made him say the alphabet in front of the class. he said a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z The teacher said That was great, but where is the P? The student said the Pee is running down my legs…
3A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate. Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?
Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.
Interviewer: How did you get that hook?
Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.
Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?
Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.
Interviewer: And that put your eye out?
Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.
4Two blondes are building a house together. One is making the roof and the other is painting. The one on the roof would take a nail out of the pouch and eighter throw it behind her or nail it in the house. Finally the other blonde asked her why she was throwing some away from her. The Blonde on the roof goes “If it’s pointed to the house i nail it in but if its pointed to me i throw it out because its broken.” The other blonde yells “You Idoit!!! Those are for the other side of the house!!”
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April 4th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
QUESTION: What's the difference between a "good" friend and a "best" friend?
ANSWER: A "good " friend will bail you out of jail. A "best" friend would be sitting right there with you saying, "Man !!!!! THAT was F*CK'N awesome!"
This is a joke you will frequently see on "biker" t-shirts; usually sold wherever "bikers" frequent.
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April 4th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Well, it’s not a joke but it’s something that happened to my friend yesterday and it’s super hilarious!
We were sitting at this lunch table when this guy gets up, goes around to where my friend, Carlos, is sitting, taps him on the shoulder, and, as soon as Carlos turns around(his face centimeters away from the guys face), the random boy blows a big breath of hot air straight his way and says, “Stinks doesn’t it?!” and walked away. He didn’t say it in like a bullying kind of way and it was just so random because, mind you, we’ve never seen the kid in our lives, and so it was pretty funny.
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April 4th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
text them via hand phone, saying: “you know what, 99% of ugly people opened their instant message using their thumb, it is restricted to change your finger or smile at yourself”
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April 4th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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April 4th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Did Michael Jackson ever record that song I`m forever blowing Bubbles
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April 4th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
check out this guy’s joke http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080829073030AAMrrVF
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April 4th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
This young man comes home from Ranger school, and tells his dad about what they had him do.
“they tried to make me jump out of an air plane !! but i looked out the door and knew there was no way i would do it!!”
“then my drill sargeant came up to me and said if i didn’t jump, he was gonna stick his baton up my hind end!!!”
his dad asked him, “did you jump?”
“A little at first!!”
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April 4th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?”
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. “Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent.”
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April 4th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
search for the question Ode to toilet….?
I laughed, all the best!
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April 4th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
There is a little white boy with an all white family playing outside in the mud.He rolls around and realizes he is covered in mud.He goes inside and tells his mom “Look mom i’m black.” She says come here.he goes to her and gets smacked.
She said go tell your dad what u did.
He went to his dad and said “Look dad i’m black.”The dad also smacks him and says Go to your grandma and tell her what you did.The grandma did the same thing.He went back to his mom and she asked”What have you learned today?” Then the boy says ” i’ve been black for five minutes and I already hate you white people.
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