Comments on: What, in your opinion, is the worlds most hilarious and funny joke EVER? http://www.gofreehumor.com/funny-jokes/what-in-your-opinion-is-the-worlds-most-hilarious-and-funny-joke-ever-3 Refresh your mind Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:01:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: I didn't do it! http://www.gofreehumor.com/funny-jokes/what-in-your-opinion-is-the-worlds-most-hilarious-and-funny-joke-ever-3/comment-page-1#comment-5206 I didn't do it! Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:22:59 +0000 http://www.gofreehumor.com/funny-jokes/what-in-your-opinion-is-the-worlds-most-hilarious-and-funny-joke-ever-3#comment-5206 Somewhere deep in the everglades there is a dilapidated bar. The bar tender offers free food and drinks for a week to the one who can complete the following three tasks: 1. drink a whole bottle of pepper tequila in one go, 2. give the woman on the first floor, who had never an orgasm in her 40 years, her first orgasm, 3. pull a sore tooth from the 10 meter long alligator in the backyard. One man big as a tree gets up, drinks a whole bottle of pepper tequila and goes through the door into the backyard. For about half an hour there are horrible screams and shouts. Then the man comes back, exhausted, bloody scratches all over, clothes torn and asks: 'OK, where is the woman with the sore tooth?'<br><b>References : </b><br> Somewhere deep in the everglades there is a dilapidated bar. The bar tender offers free food and drinks for a week to the one who can complete the following three tasks: 1. drink a whole bottle of pepper tequila in one go, 2. give the woman on the first floor, who had never an orgasm in her 40 years, her first orgasm, 3. pull a sore tooth from the 10 meter long alligator in the backyard. One man big as a tree gets up, drinks a whole bottle of pepper tequila and goes through the door into the backyard. For about half an hour there are horrible screams and shouts. Then the man comes back, exhausted, bloody scratches all over, clothes torn and asks: 'OK, where is the woman with the sore tooth?'
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]]> By: AnimeFan97 http://www.gofreehumor.com/funny-jokes/what-in-your-opinion-is-the-worlds-most-hilarious-and-funny-joke-ever-3/comment-page-1#comment-5205 AnimeFan97 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:49:59 +0000 http://www.gofreehumor.com/funny-jokes/what-in-your-opinion-is-the-worlds-most-hilarious-and-funny-joke-ever-3#comment-5205 3 dudes went camping to a mountain for an adventure... after 3 days of camping, they were captured by a tribe.. the 3 were branded as outsiders and must bring a fruit to please the tribe's gods to be set free... one of them came back with a mango in his hands, but to be set free, he's got to shove the mango in his butt without having any expression on his face for purification purposes, or he's going to be killed... as the mango was placed in his butt, he shouted in agony... and not long after, his head was chopped off another came back with grapes in his hands, just like the 1st to arrive, the grapes must be shoved in his ass... they shoved the grapes up his ass one by one... but as the last one was about to be shoved in his ass.. he laughed! and not long after, his head was also chopped off... as he went to heaven, he caught up with the one with the mango... that dude asked him "there was only one left... why did you laugh??" he replied "i saw the other guy coming... and he's got a jack fruit in his hands!!"<br><b>References : </b><br> 3 dudes went camping to a mountain for an adventure… after 3 days of camping, they were captured by a tribe..
the 3 were branded as outsiders and must bring a fruit to please the tribe's gods to be set free…
one of them came back with a mango in his hands, but to be set free, he's got to shove the mango in his butt without having any expression on his face for purification purposes, or he's going to be killed…
as the mango was placed in his butt, he shouted in agony… and not long after, his head was chopped off
another came back with grapes in his hands, just like the 1st to arrive, the grapes must be shoved in his ass…
they shoved the grapes up his ass one by one… but as the last one was about to be shoved in his ass.. he laughed! and not long after, his head was also chopped off…
as he went to heaven, he caught up with the one with the mango…
that dude asked him "there was only one left… why did you laugh??"
he replied "i saw the other guy coming… and he's got a jack fruit in his hands!!"
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]]> By: dogz2196 http://www.gofreehumor.com/funny-jokes/what-in-your-opinion-is-the-worlds-most-hilarious-and-funny-joke-ever-3/comment-page-1#comment-5204 dogz2196 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:33:59 +0000 http://www.gofreehumor.com/funny-jokes/what-in-your-opinion-is-the-worlds-most-hilarious-and-funny-joke-ever-3#comment-5204 one day, a little boy went up to his dad and said "dad, is god male or female?" his dad replied, "both son, god is both." so the boy went away and thought about this, and then he came back and asked "dad, is god black or white?" his dad replied, "both son, god is both." so the boy goes away again, and thinks about this too, then he come back and asks another question. "dad, does god love children?" "yes son, god loves all children." "dad, is michael jackson god?"<br><b>References : </b><br>friends =) one day, a little boy went up to his dad and said "dad, is god male or female?"

his dad replied, "both son, god is both."

so the boy went away and thought about this, and then he came back and asked "dad, is god black or white?"

his dad replied, "both son, god is both."

so the boy goes away again, and thinks about this too, then he come back and asks another question. "dad, does god love children?"

"yes son, god loves all children."

"dad, is michael jackson god?"
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