I have heard the hunter one. Not that good. Please leave a preferably short (long will work too though) and very Funny Joke! Please dont respond, "idk" or something.
*I will vote best answer for 10 points!*
Somewhere deep in the everglades there is a dilapidated bar. The bar tender offers free food and drinks for a week to the one who can complete the following three tasks: 1. drink a whole bottle of pepper tequila in one go, 2. give the woman on the first floor, who had never an orgasm in her 40 years, her first orgasm, 3. pull a sore tooth from the 10 meter long alligator in the backyard. One man big as a tree gets up, drinks a whole bottle of pepper tequila and goes through the door into the backyard. For about half an hour there are horrible screams and shouts. Then the man comes back, exhausted, bloody scratches all over, clothes torn and asks: 'OK, where is the woman with the sore tooth?'
What, in your opinion, is the worlds most hilarious and funny joke EVER?
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April 30th, 2009 at 5:52 am
for this you need 3 people or 2 including yourself and it needs to be with guys and one person you want to make fun of or just don't like ( will just put a ____ for a name)
so _____,______, and ______ all go to Applebee's one night for dinner. A really hot waitress comes out to take the order. Once she brings us our food she asks ______ to come back to the kitchen with her. After a little time he comes back. We all ask what happened and he said she ate a doughnut off my dick. Then she takes _______back. Again he comes back and says she ate a doughnut off my dick. Finally, she calls back ______ and after about 30 seconds we see him sprinting out of the kitchen and out the door. Before he leaves we ask him where he is going. He says, I'm going to Kroger to buy some Cheerios.
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my ingenious brain
April 30th, 2009 at 6:33 am
one day, a little boy went up to his dad and said "dad, is god male or female?"
his dad replied, "both son, god is both."
so the boy went away and thought about this, and then he came back and asked "dad, is god black or white?"
his dad replied, "both son, god is both."
so the boy goes away again, and thinks about this too, then he come back and asks another question. "dad, does god love children?"
"yes son, god loves all children."
"dad, is michael jackson god?"
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friends =)
April 30th, 2009 at 6:49 am
3 dudes went camping to a mountain for an adventure… after 3 days of camping, they were captured by a tribe..
the 3 were branded as outsiders and must bring a fruit to please the tribe's gods to be set free…
one of them came back with a mango in his hands, but to be set free, he's got to shove the mango in his butt without having any expression on his face for purification purposes, or he's going to be killed…
as the mango was placed in his butt, he shouted in agony… and not long after, his head was chopped off
another came back with grapes in his hands, just like the 1st to arrive, the grapes must be shoved in his ass…
they shoved the grapes up his ass one by one… but as the last one was about to be shoved in his ass.. he laughed! and not long after, his head was also chopped off…
as he went to heaven, he caught up with the one with the mango…
that dude asked him "there was only one left… why did you laugh??"
he replied "i saw the other guy coming… and he's got a jack fruit in his hands!!"
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April 30th, 2009 at 7:22 am
Somewhere deep in the everglades there is a dilapidated bar. The bar tender offers free food and drinks for a week to the one who can complete the following three tasks: 1. drink a whole bottle of pepper tequila in one go, 2. give the woman on the first floor, who had never an orgasm in her 40 years, her first orgasm, 3. pull a sore tooth from the 10 meter long alligator in the backyard. One man big as a tree gets up, drinks a whole bottle of pepper tequila and goes through the door into the backyard. For about half an hour there are horrible screams and shouts. Then the man comes back, exhausted, bloody scratches all over, clothes torn and asks: 'OK, where is the woman with the sore tooth?'
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