i always joke around with my teachers. it lightens the mood and they dont remember to give homework.. except some of mine are REALLY corny… and they dont laugh, which makes it akward and funny at the same time… ya digg? soo. whatcha got?
a man walks in a doctors office
and says im not feeling well
the doctor checks him and says you only have 10 to live
the patience says 10 months ?
10 weeks ?
10 days ?
the doctors says
10…9…8…7…6….5…4….3…2…..
really really funny joke to say to a teacher?
4 Responses
Leave a Comment
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:46 am
a man walks in a doctors office
and says im not feeling well
the doctor checks him and says you only have 10 to live
the patience says 10 months ?
10 weeks ?
10 days ?
the doctors says
10…9…8…7…6….5…4….3…2…..
References :
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:56 am
When shes going to fast for you this wasn't really a joke for me, I went " Wait, WHAT???" and she was in hysterics.
References :
April 3rd, 2009 at 6:24 am
http://www.broadcaster.org.uk/section2/jokes/schooljokes.html
look at that page
peace:)
References :
April 3rd, 2009 at 6:53 am
a man decides to become a lawyer. So he makes a company on people who need lawyers. The place had no people though. One day, the lawyer saw a man coming to his shop, so he acts like his on the phone. THe man stands at the door, and the lawyer motions him to come in. Pretending to talk on the phone, the Lawyer was talking to the phone.
"Yes, that's 1 million dollars sir, no, thank you!"
and
" Wow, your lucky you got me talking to you! the place is very busy on this phone. Lot's of messeges."
and it keeps going like that for 5 minutes. After 5 minutes the Lawyer puts the phone down and asks "how can i help you"?
and the man says "i'm from the phone company, i've come to rehook your phone"
LOL!
References :