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need a short Halloween or really funny joke for a party?

Going to a halloween party.Would like a short and very Funny Joke to tell.I’m no good with long ones need short and sharp funnies, for both adult and Kids if Poss. Thanks!

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is durring a game of charades!" hahahahah

5 Responses

  1. Nikita R Says:

    why did the skeleton not go 2 the party

    because he had NO BODY 2 go with
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  2. ChEl$eA Says:

    "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is durring a game of charades!" hahahahah
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  3. Djw Says:

    ok just go to to the party and just tell everyone that u didnt buy a costume becsause your mum didnt want to waste money when u allready look ugly
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    ok your mums that ugly she went in a haunted house and came out with an application form

  4. jmluk2001 Says:

    I think my mother must be a witch… She keeps coming round for a spell.
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  5. bobbie Says:

    Go up to the host and/or guests say something like, "Sorry I couldn’t make it to the party this year, but I had to stay home with the kids." (be dressed as a ghost, etc.)
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