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Joel Osteen Jokes

JustinRudd.com | My favorite pastor Joel Osteen starts his weekly sermon with a joke. Here are a few. I listen to his weekly podcasts while I’m running on the beach bike path. -Justin Rudd, Long Beach, Calif.

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25 Responses

  1. Case0Breaker Says:

    One time he said …
    One time he said that Mormons are Christians (they aren’t), but then a few seconds later admitted that he hadn’t really studied their faith.A pastor of a 30,000 member church better have done his studies on Mormonism. Another time, he denied Jesus was the only way to heaven. How do you feel about that?
    In response to LaCholita, no one thinks this man is a sinner anymore than you or I.The main complaint from most studied people of the faith is that he preaches a “diet” version of Christianity.

  2. ansley99 Says:

    amen
    amen

  3. ansley99 Says:

    no he starts off …
    no he starts off his sermon with a joke then he preaches a great word

  4. LaCholita88 Says:

    So many people …
    So many people think this man is a sinner but hes great i think he has a sence of humor and he does his preching in a manner that makes it entertaining to watch I was watching tv late one night years ago and caught his service I couldnt stop watching I love him :)

  5. Phych101 Says:

    The bible and all …
    The bible and all religions are falsehoods!
    Religion is for money and to control the sheeples. I also know there is a wonderful, eternal, spiritual after life as I have died before (NDE) and have seen the wonderful other side. The prime creator made our souls. We are eternal spiritual beings having a human experience. Yoshua Ben Yosef (Jesus) gave good advice, but man wrote and made the bible (fantasy stories) up. Not Yoshua.

  6. rah713 Says:

    awesome..
    awesome..

  7. Hotpocketmountiandew Says:

    lol “boinos dias”. …
    lol “boinos dias”. Joel cracks me up so much! I love him!

  8. roxiemamabear Says:

    Thank you for …
    Thank you for posting this. I love watching Joel Osteen. I came across his show when I was going through a major crisis of faith. His word helped me find my way to Jesus. I will always be grateful for that.

  9. Roscojo Says:

    “For the time will …
    “For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but wanting to have their ears tickled, they will accumulate for themselves teachers in accordance to their own desires…”
    - 2 Timothy 4:3

  10. roger0732 Says:

    joel is the man
    joel is the man

  11. Annanj12 Says:

    I love joel every …
    I love joel every time i watch him i get the chills he’s a grate pastor!! gb.

  12. funkeymichaelmc Says:

    joel is awesome
    joel is awesome

  13. DLRB Says:

    GOD BLESS YOU JOEL. …
    GOD BLESS YOU JOEL… WE LOVE YOU!

  14. JRMOTOR88 Says:

    I found Pastor Joel …
    I found Pastor Joel surfing tv one Sunday morning when I got home from a 14 hr day at work. I was actually looking for something BORING so I could fall asleep. Well as FAITH would have it my Sunday Mornings are no longer able to start without watching PASTOR JOEL! GOD BLESS YOU PASTOR!

  15. xomgitsstacex Says:

    I LOVE HIM!
    I LOVE HIM!

  16. shalz777 Says:

    Joel`s sermons give …
    Joel`s sermons give hope and happiness to many.Thank you Pastor,u are clearly my favourite.

  17. 118who118 Says:

    i love when dis guy …
    i love when dis guy preach i want to be able to preach like him 1 day

  18. FaithsFreedom Says:

    You want to watch a …
    You want to watch a real disciple of Jesus? Watch sermons from Paul Washer.

  19. FaithsFreedom Says:

    “Beware of false …
    “Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are inwardly ravening wolves.” -Mathew 7:15

  20. golandsailing Says:

    He makes *every* …
    He makes *every* Sunday morning complete for me. Great guy & a great sense of humor.

  21. gorbidog Says:

    He encourages …
    He encourages everyone to join a local church, to read the Bible, and believe in God. His approach isn’t the conventional “fire and brimstone”, but at the same time, reaches out to many people who OTHERWISE would NOT turn to God. It’s contemporary Christianity at its finest!

  22. sheriffquick Says:

    How are people …
    How are people being saved when they dont even know the will of God? Is he teaching out of the Bible or is he just encouraging people????

  23. guy2008rules Says:

    READING THE BIBLE …
    READING THE BIBLE IS AWESOME

  24. lovewithchrist Says:

    What’s a good man? …
    What’s a good man? look at Jeremiah 17:9; Isaiah 64:6; Itchy ears, 1 Timothy 4:3-4. h ttp://youtube. com/watch?v=_Tx5-JAkz4o Is Joel giving good advice or proclaiming the good news? why do you need “good advice” when you have grace from the holy spirit? I never heard of preacher talk so much about his own selfish will rather than God’s will. We need to redefine God’s Law as the “good” standard than our own good. How many ppl get saved from a false teacher? Look at the Lambs Book of life.

  25. drevsdre9 Says:

    I like Joel – when …
    I like Joel – when i first seen him on tv, i was like, who is this guy?….a motivational speaker? lol – turns out that i really likes what he has to say

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