i know lots but wat is a good funny storie involving 3 people? where the last guy does something really stupid?
I GOT YOUR MAMA’
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. ‘Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.’
Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home.. Carol’s mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought she did.
Carol’s mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter.
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LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Carol
Carol knew this wasn’t true. She had not been a very good girl this year, so she tore up the letter and started over.
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LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew this wasn’t true either. She tore up the letter and started again.
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LETTER 3:
Dear God:
I know I haven’t been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her a bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and told her mother she wanted to go to church. Carol’s mother thought her plan had worked because Carol looked very sad.
‘Just be home in time for dinner,’ her mother said. Carol walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. She looked around to see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary , slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the street, into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and sat down and wrote her letter to God.
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LETTER 4:
I GOT YOUR MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed, YOU KNOW WHO
April 16th, 2009 at 9:04 am
I GOT YOUR MAMA’
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. ‘Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.’
Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home.. Carol’s mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought she did.
Carol’s mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter.
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LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Carol
Carol knew this wasn’t true. She had not been a very good girl this year, so she tore up the letter and started over.
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LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew this wasn’t true either. She tore up the letter and started again.
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LETTER 3:
Dear God:
I know I haven’t been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Carol
Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her a bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and told her mother she wanted to go to church. Carol’s mother thought her plan had worked because Carol looked very sad.
‘Just be home in time for dinner,’ her mother said. Carol walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. She looked around to see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary , slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the street, into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and sat down and wrote her letter to God.
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LETTER 4:
I GOT YOUR MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed, YOU KNOW WHO
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April 16th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Hospital Patient
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said, “I can, what’s the name and room number?”
The old lady in her weak voice said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.”
The operator replied, “Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.”
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, “Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.”
The old lady said, “Thank you. That’s wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!”
The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?”
The grandmother said, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit.”
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http://www.funny.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Funny.woa/wa/Jokes
April 16th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Its not about 3 guys but it is about 3 girls:
there was a brunette, a blonde and a red- haired stuck on a island. the brunette looked out to estimate how far they are from shore. she didn’t think that it is to far so decided to try and swim to shore but after a while she got exhausted and drowned. the red-haired tried to and she didn’t go very far. she also got exhausted and drowned. then the blonde tried and she went twice as far as the others but half way she got exhausted thought that she won’t make and then swam back.
hope you find it funny cause i sure did:P
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April 16th, 2009 at 10:55 am
There are three drunk men, and englishman, and irishman, and a scotsman. All men know full well they are too drunk to get home safely, so they decide to check into a hotel. And so the englishman goes first. "I'll need a room for the night." he tells the man at the front desk. "All right, but we've only got one room left and it's haunted."
"Well I'm not scared of ghosts." he slurs. He collects his pillow and sheets and goes up to the room. The first thing he hears as he steps in the door is, "Sittin' on a chocolate island, swimming in a lemon sea!" the man screams and flees the hotel.
Next the irishman tries his luck at the hotel. Again, the man warns him the room is haunted, and again he brushes it off. He collects his pillow and sheets and heads up to the room. He steps over the threshold and hears, "Sittin' on a chocolate island, swimming ina lemon sea!" The man soils himself, and flees the hotel.
Next, the scotsman enters the hotel. He's the drunkest of them, all, and asks for a room in his barely understandable drunken slur. "Well we've only got one room left and it's haunted." The man warms, for the third time that night. "Well I'm not scared of ghosts." He mutters, collecting his sheets and pillow. He walks up to the room and hears, "Sittin' on a chocolate island, swimming in a lemon sea!". The man walks into the bathroom and looks into the toilet. He sees and ant, sitting on a poo surrounded by pee. The ant is singing at the top of his lungs, "Sittin' on a chocolate island, swimming in a lemon sea!". Too drunk to realise the man has discovered an extraordinary singing ant, he flushes the toilet, and hears, "Sittin' on a chocolate island, swimming in a lemon sea, going down a water-FAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!"
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Little Cindy was extremely excited that her teacher was coming over to dinner with her parents. In her ecstasy, he began to dance around her father, causing him to jump and cut his face while shaving. "SHYYYT!" he yells. Little Cindy was so intrigued by this new word, she asked what it meant. Her father, embarrased by his outburst made up a little white lie. "It means shaving cream dear, shaving cream." Satisfied, Cindy when down to see how her mother was doing in the kitchen. Cindy, in her excitement, also scared her mother. In her fright she dropped the turkey stuffing on the floor. "FOOOOOCKING SAKE!" she cried in frustration. Cindy's innocent little mind didn't understand this word, so she asked her mother to explain more clearly. "Ah… It means stuffing dear, stuffing… And I'm going to need to get some more. Be a darling and come for a walk with me." So little Cindy and her Mother began the quick walk to the supermarket. As they approached, they encountered a man hollering, "Get your condoms! Discount condoms!" Another new word for Cindy! Her Mother was quick to elaborate on the meaning of condoms. "It means coats dear, coats." Back home, her mother rushed to stuff the chicken in time for dinner. A knock sounded at the door. "Cindy answer the door please!" Cindy skipped to the door and was pleased to see her teacher standing there. "Hello Cindy, where are your parents?" Eager to show off how smart she was, Cindy displayed her newly acquired vocabulary, "Dad's wiping the shyt off his face, and Mum's focking the turkey… Would you like me to take your condom?"
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There are one hundred blondes, and one brunette suspended by a wire over a valley. They are all holding on for dear life by their hands. Knowing the wire was on the verge of snapping, one of the bright little blondes pointed out the obvious. "One of us needs to let go, or we'll all die." And so the brunette bravely offers, "I'll let go. I'll sacrifice myself to save you all." All the blondes started clapping.
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April 16th, 2009 at 11:35 am
There were three guys in the jungle, and they come across a group of cannibles. They said death, or wishum shotgun.
The first guy said, "Wishum shotgun" and he got his d!ck cut off. And was let free.
The second guy said," I'd rather die than get my penis get cut off. so, death." So they killed him. and ate him.
The third guy Smiled as wide as anyone possibly could and yelled, "DEATH BY WISHUM SHOTGUN!"
so they chopped his c0ck off and shoved it down his throat
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My old friend
April 16th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
their is a blonde, a brunette, and a red head stranded in the desert when they find a magic lamp. they rub the lamb and a genni appears and says ” i will give you each one wish” the brunette says “i wish i was back home in my bed” so POOF she disappeared. the red head says “i wish i was home with my family” so POOF she was gone. the genni turns to the blonde and says “what is your wish?” the blonde replies “damn this is a tough one i wish my friends were here to help me”
lol it made me laugh
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April 16th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
I have a very good joke!
do I have to give it to you for the points?
Thats not fair. you just asked if i HAD one….
Well yo ain’t gettin my joke!
Its all………………….
MINE
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April 16th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
So we had this hockey tournament last weekend and we won the championship against some team called “Off in the Woods”
Next day when I went to school the teacher asked me what I did this weekend, and I said “Me and my friends BEAT OFF IN THE WOODS!!”
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