Looking for funny stories of your own. Quite like the ones from Ron White or Jeff Dunham. Funny stories about maybe what has happened in your life or someone elses.
I went to a paramore concert with a couple of friends. The floor was really sticky because lots of people had spilled their drinks, I guess. When we were coming out, we saw a guy with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his shoes (because he had stepped on it, because it was EVERYWHERE) and he couldn’t get it off, because his feet were sticky. So we were laughing because it was REALLY funny, cuz he was like desperately trying to get it off his shoes, but it wouldn’t come off.
We went to the bathroom before leaving and when we came out we had toilet paper stuck to the bottom of our shoes. We were like “oh shiiit” and the guy, who still had toilet paper stuck to his shoes, started laughing at us. We were there with the guy for about another ten minutes trying to get the toilet paper off our shoes. Then, we just gave up and had to walk home. It was pretty embarrassing because everyone we saw in the street kept laughing ! LOL
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April 3rd, 2009 at 8:47 am
I threw up in my friends house and blamed it on someone else and they still think its that someone else
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April 3rd, 2009 at 9:17 am
I went to a paramore concert with a couple of friends. The floor was really sticky because lots of people had spilled their drinks, I guess. When we were coming out, we saw a guy with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his shoes (because he had stepped on it, because it was EVERYWHERE) and he couldn’t get it off, because his feet were sticky. So we were laughing because it was REALLY funny, cuz he was like desperately trying to get it off his shoes, but it wouldn’t come off.
We went to the bathroom before leaving and when we came out we had toilet paper stuck to the bottom of our shoes. We were like “oh shiiit” and the guy, who still had toilet paper stuck to his shoes, started laughing at us. We were there with the guy for about another ten minutes trying to get the toilet paper off our shoes. Then, we just gave up and had to walk home. It was pretty embarrassing because everyone we saw in the street kept laughing ! LOL
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April 3rd, 2009 at 9:31 am
my friend failed a test and was really mad so she kiked a wall and ended up breaking her foot in 3 places lol
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April 3rd, 2009 at 9:50 am
Today in one of my classes, this girl was wearing black gloves, like you would wear with a coat. Her friend behind me asked, “Why are you wearing cloves?” She said, “Because I have bad circulation, I’m sorry!” Her friend then says, “You look like Michael Jackson!”
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