Comments on: I need a funny joke can you please tell me some?

By: A Knight In Shining Armour

A Knight In Shining Armour — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:53:59 +0000

A little old lady entered the sex shop and asked in a quivering voice, "Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-dildos h-here?" The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady’s appearance in his shop, answered "Uh, yes, ma’am. We do." The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, "D-do y-you ha-aave any ab-bb-bout th-this l-long?" "Well, yes ma’am, we do. We have several that size." Forming a 5" circle with her fingers, she then asked, "A-are an-nny ofth-them about thi-is b-big ar-round-d?" "Well... Yes, a few of them are about that big." "D-do aa-ny of th-them ha-ave a vv-ii-bra-a-ator?" "Yes, Ma’am, one of them does." "W -Wel-ll, h-how d-do y-you t-turn it off?"
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By: Phatty

Phatty — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:16:59 +0000

james zarafa is gay
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By: Meaning of LIFE

Meaning of LIFE — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:50:59 +0000

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to
get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the
girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the
neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son, "I’m sorry to say this
son but I have to tell you that the girl you want to marry is your
sister, but please don’t tell your mother about this.

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up
frustrated causing the same response from the dad.

So he decides to tell his mother. "Mama I want to get married but all
the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn’t tell
you.

His mother smiling and said to him, "Don’t worry my son, you can marry
any of those girls. Because You’re not his son!!"
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