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I need a funny joke about Napoleon Bonaparte?

Please no stupid jokes. Keep it clean, and please NO Napoleon Dynamite jokes.

What Emperor should never have played with explosives?

Napoleon Blownapart

3 Responses

  1. girlcanrock(a.k.a. Crash) Says:

    Big things come in little packages? lol
    no one could ever be half the man he is…(literally cause then they would be half his size?) lol
    I'm trying. lol
    -Roger over
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  2. Rich Says:

    What Emperor should never have played with explosives?

    Napoleon Blownapart
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  3. sjpatejak Says:

    How's this:

    In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?".

    The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."

    The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?"

    The second responds, "God told me I was."

    At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN'T!"
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