He won't laugh at a joke unless it is way funny, so if you have any they will be greatly appreciated.
Please & Thanks
Patrick,who was vacationing in Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls.So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"mate its obvious"says the lifeguard,"you are wearing old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.They are years outta style.Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of speedos-about two sizes too small-and drop a fist-sized potato down inside them…..i'm telling ya man.you will have all the babes ya want…."
The following weekend,Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos with fist sized potato inside.Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by,covering their faces,turning away,laughing,looking sick!
So he went back to the lifeguard and asked him,"Whats wrong now?"
Lifeguard:"Damn mate…the potato GOES IN FRONT"
May 20th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead!
Actually, you may not want to use that one. I seem to have trouble making "serious" people laugh as well.
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May 20th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
what did the skeleton say when he walked into a chinese restaurant?
—got any spare ribs?
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May 20th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
A father takes his boy out for a walk in the snow and they see tracks. The boy asked "what are those." The father said"rabbit tracks." They walk a little farther and see little round pellets by the rabbit tracks. The boy asked "what are those?" The father said "smart pills." So the boy wanting to get smarter picks one up and eats it and tells his father "that taste like S**T. The father said" see you are getting smarter allready."
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May 20th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
ok heres one
goes like this a man goes into the doctor and the doctor goes hey ive got some bad news and some worse news the man goes whats the bad news the doctor says your going to die in 24 hours and then the man asks so whats the worse news and the doctor says i forgot to call you yesterday
HAHAHA arent i funny -.-
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May 20th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Patrick,who was vacationing in Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls.So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"mate its obvious"says the lifeguard,"you are wearing old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.They are years outta style.Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of speedos-about two sizes too small-and drop a fist-sized potato down inside them…..i'm telling ya man.you will have all the babes ya want…."
The following weekend,Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos with fist sized potato inside.Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by,covering their faces,turning away,laughing,looking sick!
So he went back to the lifeguard and asked him,"Whats wrong now?"
Lifeguard:"Damn mate…the potato GOES IN FRONT"
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May 20th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. 'There's a burglar in the kitchen eating the cake I made this morning!' she said. "Who should I call?' asked her husband. 'The police or an ambulance?'
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May 20th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Knock-knock
who's there
interrupting cow
interrupting co..MMMOOOOOOOO
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