A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
"Daddy, does God love children?"
"Yes son, he loves all children."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
and im not trying to say that mj is god. its just a joke that i got from the computer and i wanted to know wat u all thought of it
yes this is the best ? i have ever heard omg im lol lol like peeing my pants this is so funny
October 6th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Not funny but thanks for 2 points
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October 6th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
LOL, that was quite funny hahhaha
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October 6th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
as in Sherley Temple’s words "Oh My Goodness"!
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October 6th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
WOW!
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October 6th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
it made me chuckle
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October 6th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
mm ok joke
seen better[:
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October 6th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
sorry, i don’t like michael jackson jokes, too creepy
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October 6th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
lol. Dude, yeah thats funny. Good one. I will have to remember that one at the water cooler tomarrow. Jk. But I will tell all my school friends.
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October 6th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Why did diana cross the road?
because she wasnt wearing a seatbelt
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October 6th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
That is just creepy. I don’t really like it.
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October 6th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
lol its k
but why did you have to use god in it like that
what an insult
lol
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October 6th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
haha thats so funny and kinda not gooddd anyway i loved it where did u get it and April FOOLS lol
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October 7th, 2009 at 12:07 am
THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST JOKE EVER. IT WAS NOT FUNNY AT ALL. AND HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT PUTTING GOD AND michael jackson IN THE SAME SENTENCE? wtf
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October 7th, 2009 at 12:35 am
laugh ….laugh again and in response to beautif ”he made thrilla ….thrilla ahahahahh Dave Chappell good times
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October 7th, 2009 at 1:07 am
funny but heard it 2 many times… u might not wanna say that, michael might be lookin at this and strange things may start happening to you lol
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October 7th, 2009 at 1:31 am
i think that is both the funniest thing and most wrong thing i have ever read… lol.. but its hilarious
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October 7th, 2009 at 2:08 am
Im like DYING right now! as much as i love michael jackson- that is HILARIUS! =)
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October 7th, 2009 at 2:57 am
…Excellent!
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October 7th, 2009 at 3:13 am
Lame,
get off Michael Jacksons case,
He’s like Brittney Spears when it comes to people’s attacks, Just leave him alone
lol.
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October 7th, 2009 at 3:34 am
that was really funny!!!
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October 7th, 2009 at 3:46 am
yeah that’s funny. I SURE HOPE MJ ISN’T GOD!!!!!!
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October 7th, 2009 at 3:52 am
Thats pretty old… i think i heard that in 3rd grade.
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October 7th, 2009 at 4:03 am
yes this is the best ? i have ever heard omg im lol lol like peeing my pants this is so funny
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October 7th, 2009 at 4:14 am
What do you call the text of the ancient pie-eating Egyptians?
Pieroglyphics
Phil
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October 7th, 2009 at 4:48 am
there is a man at home he is wearing a mask another man
is arriving there who is the man at home?
ANSWER: the cacther
get it baseball…
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October 7th, 2009 at 5:02 am
ehhh kinda
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October 7th, 2009 at 5:22 am
I can think of 8 better ways to word the joke..
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October 7th, 2009 at 5:35 am
Creepy :S
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October 7th, 2009 at 5:48 am
are all the strangers here..?
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October 7th, 2009 at 6:07 am
haha that was the funniest joke ever!!!!
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april fools it sucked
October 7th, 2009 at 6:54 am
Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart?
-he heard kids pants were half off
Why does Michael Jackson like 38 year olds?
-there is thirty of them
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
-one is made out of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with while the other you put your groceries in
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October 7th, 2009 at 7:11 am
Mean but good!
Star 4 you!
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October 7th, 2009 at 7:21 am
Funny! 100!
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October 7th, 2009 at 7:26 am
lol that made me laugh
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October 7th, 2009 at 8:07 am
OMG
that’s aaaaaaaaaawful!!!!!! that’s so bad!
that made me laugh sooooooo hard
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