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Funny joke?

One night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless
Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa." The father thought this
was strange, but soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather
died. About a month or so later, the father again overheard his son’s
prayers, "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Goodbye Grammy." The next day,
the Grandmother died. The father began to worry about the
situation.

Two weeks later, the father again heard his son praying, "God bless
Mommy. Goodbye Daddy." This alone nearly gave the father a heart
attack. The next morning, without saying anything, he got up early
and went to work. He stayed in his office all day. Finally, after
midnight, he went home. He was still alive! He crawled into bed with
his wife and apologized. "I’m sorry honey, I had a really bad day."
"You had a bad day?" his wife yelled. "The mailman dropped dead on
the porch this morning!"

gahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
IM SPREADING THIS JOKE!

awesomenessity

31 Responses

  1. Shelley E Says:

    lol
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  2. D F Says:

    haha I like it that was funny :)
    I would give that a 10 out of 5
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  3. Lil A™ Says:

    LOL I GET IT THE MAILMAN WAS HIS DAD!
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  4. Andy Says:

    lol
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  5. Tanaya M Says:

    Lol, thats pretty good
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  6. Nishkebab Says:

    LOEL that means Laugh Out Extremely Loud! lol…………..
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  7. ♥R.I.P. kelci♥ Says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is hilarious!!!!
    Thanks for making me laugh, it’s what I needed right now!!
    A star for you!
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  8. ▓▒Ehab▒▓ Says:

    hahahahaha omg soo funny.. here’s a star 4 ya
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  9. Amii R Says:

    ha funni…i didnt get it at first but now i do…Tha is weell funni…
    x
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  10. didodrums Says:

    Wow that hit me like a truck ….. Very impressive
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  11. aditi Says:

    Hehehe……..that was cool.
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  12. betty boop Says:

    hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  13. Miss Death At Your Service Says:

    gahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
    IM SPREADING THIS JOKE!

    awesomenessity
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  14. ITS NOT A FASHION STATMENT Says:

    lmao
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  15. Jeni 4ever Says:

    it was ok i kind of understand it
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  16. Jamie Lynn Says:

    I GIVE IT A STAR! That was hilarious.
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  17. Mud Says:

    Hawhahahaha!!!! YOU have NO idea how much I needed this right this very minute!! Man, Madam, Miss, I was ready to jerk the wire out of my wall and kiss this stinking machine goodbye!!! I am so serious!!! Thank you!! Hahahaha.
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  18. thewillislost Says:

    That was a good one… but I don’t deliver mail

    Hmmm???
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  19. sierra the red cat Says:

    lol
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  20. annejenelle0929 Says:

    lmao. omg. it took me a while to get it but it was funny.
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  21. ♪RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS♪ Says:

    LOL! funny! =)
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  22. Holly T Says:

    LMAO that’s hilarious I’m givin you a star!
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  23. Brainz Says:

    AAAWWW! My God! I freaking love this one!! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! Truly awesome punch line! Star for you Sweetie!!!
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  24. Sriram I Says:

    Interesting…..
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  25. jarg Says:

    I had heard it before, but funny!!!
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  26. ☮♥ツ&Kay Says:

    thats histerical! love it (: haha
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  27. Esperanza Says:

    funny here is a star
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  28. Neela Says:

    good one
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  29. cassy♥corruption Says:

    HAHAHA
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  30. Larry J Says:

    LOL
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  31. anna Says:

    hahaha
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