Go Free Humor

Two housewives go out for drinks together. They have a great time and start to walk home. They are walking through a graveyard when they both realize they have to pee. They decide to squat but have nothing to wipe with. The first one says she will take off her underwear to wipe and throw it away when she is done but the second doesn’t want to use hers because it’s expensive,. Her friend sees a ribbon hanging off of a bouquet of flowers on one of the gravesites and tells her to use that. So she does and home they go. The next morning the husbands are on the phone with eachother and one says "I think my wife is cheating…she came home with no underwear on last night". The other husband says "You think you’ve got problems…my wife came home with a card stuck in her a** that said ‘From all of us at the fire department…we’ll never forget you’."

lmao i loved it funny…
I am lauging in the computer room and my husband is in living room wondering what is so funny!!