There were three women who died and went to Heaven. Now, St. Peter met them at the gate and said, "There is only one rule here in Heaven. See those ducks? Steer clear of the ducks. Never step on them. If you do, you will be chained next to the ugliest man in Heaven." The women were very cautious not to step on the ducks. One day though, one of the women stepped on a duck. St. Peter appeared with an ugly man next to him and chained the woman next to the man. "Because you stepped on a duck, you must suffer the consequences and live with this ugly man for all eternity." The next day, one of the women stepped on another duck. St. Peter never failed to appear. Another ugly man was beside him. Days pass, and the third woman never stepped on a duck. One day, St. Peter appeared with a handsome angel. Not only was he handsome, he was also an angel. Peter chained the woman to him without a word, and left. "What did I do to merit this?" the woman said.
"I dunno bout you but he stepped on a duck"
LOL :]
It’s funny ^_^
funny joke?
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October 6th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
donuts.
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October 6th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
The first 6 words are the best.
if you deleted the rest of the joke besides the first 6, it would be hilarious! lol
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October 6th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
hhhahahahhaha
that was a good one :]
have a star
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October 6th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
haha ouch
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October 6th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I like it. ha ha ha…darn those ducks.
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October 6th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
hm didnt make me laugh
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October 6th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Lol…I get it
Such an Ugly women!!
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October 6th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
hahahah.
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October 6th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
hahaa
ive herd that one b4
but u tell it a little different
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October 6th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
ha ha ha funny
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October 6th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
um i get the point but if u ask me the joke is 2 long 2 tell 4 such an unfunny joke.
bill kaulitz
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October 6th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
hahaha …
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October 6th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
LOL
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October 6th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Haha
Good one
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October 6th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
wow. haha (:
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October 6th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
I just saw this joke in the jokes and riddles section.
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October 6th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
ROFL:)
Good one xD
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October 6th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
LOL :]
It’s funny ^_^
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