A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.
Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back. Frustrated, she shouts out, "Darn it, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!"
hahahahahaha!!
thats a good one!
rofl
=D
October 6th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Lol that was so funny!!!!!!!! A star 4 u!
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October 6th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Haha what a dodo! STAR!
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October 6th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
thats hilarious
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October 6th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
lmfaoo !
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muh laughing
October 6th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
lol thats funny!
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October 6th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
hahahahahaha!!
thats a good one!
rofl
=D
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October 6th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
HAHAHAHA
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October 6th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
good one!
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October 6th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
LOL You deserve a STAR!!! xD
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October 6th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
wow!!! hahaha what a dummy!! lol i love it! ♥
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October 6th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
NICE ONE !!!!
LOL
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October 6th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
this is hilarious i am craking up just typing this
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October 6th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
hahaha, nice one. star for you. lol!!!
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