A young man has a great date planned for a hot chick, unfortunately hes also got a bad case of gas. Upon arriving at the girl’s house, while waiting for her to get ready he meets the parents. At this point his stomach is turning holding the gas in as best as he can. This is serious stuff too, like beer and bean farts. Luckily just before he was about to explode, Spot, the family dog jumped up on his lap. He figures it’s OK to let out a little bit of the pressure, and if anyone heard they would think it was the dog. He farts and the mother yells , "Spot get down from there!" The guys thinks to himself, "Thank God, they think the dog did it." Siezing the opportunity he lets out another fart, and again the mother yells for the dog to get down. He goes for a few more farts until the mother finally yells, "Dammit Spot get down from there before he sh*** on you!!"
great joke….. just loved it …..gave me a good laugh
…..good job…..keep up the good jokes
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October 5th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Heard it ya know funny the first time not the second.
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October 5th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
LMAO THATS DO FUNNY!!! i was almost done reading the whole thing and i couldn’t find anything really funny, its kinda long, but so funny! lol
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October 5th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
This joke I really don’t get.
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October 5th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Lol, this is like my mom’s favorite joke, "Duke! Move over before he craps on you!" Here is a star for you.
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October 5th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
dat ih hilarious. LOL!!!!!
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October 5th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
LOL.
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October 5th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
O.M.G. lol THIS JOKE IS HALARIOUS!!!…. lol * 4 u
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October 5th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
lol..i can picture this in my head.
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October 5th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
omfg!
THATS TOOO FUNNY!
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October 5th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
its hilarious!
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October 6th, 2009 at 12:23 am
thanks…starting my day with a smile…
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October 6th, 2009 at 12:54 am
lol
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October 6th, 2009 at 1:22 am
great joke….. just loved it …..gave me a good laugh
…..good job…..keep up the good jokes
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October 6th, 2009 at 1:40 am
never heard it before..very funny
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October 6th, 2009 at 2:14 am
Funny Stuff !!!!!
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October 6th, 2009 at 2:39 am
lol
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October 6th, 2009 at 3:23 am
definitely very fuuuunnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy – thank you
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