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Funny joke…?

Two guys stole a sack of potatoes. They wanted to split them up equally. At night they went to a cemetary because they thought no one would see them in there. The took their sack of potatoes and started walking inside the cemetary. But before they got there, a couple potatoes fell out of the sack outside the fence. They went inside the cemetary and sat behind a gravestone to divide the potatoes.
"One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me," they said.
A little boy came walking along and heard them. He thought it was an angel and the devil splitting up the bodies. He ran and got his dad. So him and his dad stood outside the fence of the cemetary listening to what they thought was the devil and an angel splitting up the bodies. Then who they thought was the angel said, "Okay, were finished." Then who they thought was the devil said, "But what about the two outside the gate?"

OMG!!! das FUNNY!!!!! HILARIOUS!!! ha ha ha

heres one (srry-kinda long)

a man was in th eBahamas and decided to send an email to his wife. however, when he was typing in the address for who he would send it to, he made an error. instead, the email was sent to a woman who’s husband had recently died.

upon reading the email, she fainted. this is what it said-

hi, honey! i know, your probably surprised to hear from me. surprisingly, they have computers here. i cant wait-i’m gonna see you next week! see you soon!

p.s. man, it’s hot down here!

ha haha- i know, i got it a little wrong. if anyone knows the correct version…?

12 Responses

  1. Piggys oink! Says:

    i love that! i seriously almost peed my pants!!!
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  2. Taylor Says:

    its funny but y would they go to a cemetary to spilt up potatoes ?
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  3. Manmeet Ghai Says:

    dude its funny
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  4. Alyssa Says:

    Lol.
    Funny!!
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  5. tradinginshadows Says:

    I love it!
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  6. princess e Says:

    its not funny… kinda creepy and uh i thought they were robbers that stole potatoes i didnt think they were actually an angel and a devil…. not very consistent …..
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  7. mgf Says:

    hahahhahahahhahaa thats really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :)
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  8. Jiiha. K Says:

    oOo0h. emmmm. Gee. Tht was HiialriOus!!! ahhh i cnt typeeeew. SOOo FUNNY!!! =T YEAHH oKay… im calm now; anywayyy that was FUNNY!! i want to see the sons and dads reaction…………………………………………….. =T
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  9. k gurl Says:

    dude! i love it!
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  10. fudgy cake_mine Says:

    OMG!!! das FUNNY!!!!! HILARIOUS!!! ha ha ha

    heres one (srry-kinda long)

    a man was in th eBahamas and decided to send an email to his wife. however, when he was typing in the address for who he would send it to, he made an error. instead, the email was sent to a woman who’s husband had recently died.

    upon reading the email, she fainted. this is what it said-

    hi, honey! i know, your probably surprised to hear from me. surprisingly, they have computers here. i cant wait-i’m gonna see you next week! see you soon!

    p.s. man, it’s hot down here!

    ha haha- i know, i got it a little wrong. if anyone knows the correct version…?
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  11. Swim chickk Says:

    thats funny [=
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  12. livelifelikealibra Says:

    that was funny.have a star
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