First of all I’m Muslim and if you can’t take a joke then your gay.
A guy who couldn’t get a shag so he bought an inflatable girl. He brought it home and got naked and ready to blow it up. After an hour he still hadn’t finished so he gave up.
The next day he visited his mate and told him what happened, his mate replied-
You should have got a Muslim one, they blow themselves up.
very funny. yet quit stoopid, sont take it personally.
October 1st, 2009 at 6:43 am
lol cruel but cute =)
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October 1st, 2009 at 7:19 am
thats a good one
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October 1st, 2009 at 7:30 am
Then how does he get a shag?
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October 1st, 2009 at 8:11 am
I think you worded that a little wrong. You need to say after an hour he still couldn’t blow the doll up. or something like that. Old but classic
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October 1st, 2009 at 8:44 am
Very droll!!!! With Christians it’s vice versa…..the girl gives the **** job!!!!
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October 1st, 2009 at 9:01 am
that is so funny! the first sentence was funny! the last was so funny and true- we hear muslims blowing themselves up with bombs almost everyday.
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October 1st, 2009 at 9:21 am
very crude but funny
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October 1st, 2009 at 10:05 am
lol that was mean but funny..
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October 1st, 2009 at 10:27 am
small kids could be reading this and thinking that for the future
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October 1st, 2009 at 11:09 am
Cold,but funny!
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October 1st, 2009 at 11:59 am
thats great
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October 1st, 2009 at 12:15 pm
very funny. yet quit stoopid, sont take it personally.
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October 1st, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Great one.!!!
Love your sense of humour.!!!
10/10.!!!
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October 1st, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Why are the funniest jokes always the cruelest?
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October 1st, 2009 at 2:03 pm
cool
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October 1st, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I am not muslim but that was cruel but good.
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October 1st, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Yes.
Supreme
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October 1st, 2009 at 3:34 pm
I got it ! My cheeks are aching from too much laughing ha ha ha ha ha !!!
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October 1st, 2009 at 4:06 pm
tragic, but funny, well dun
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October 1st, 2009 at 4:52 pm
it made me laugh.
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October 1st, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Now they have declared a fatwa on you………
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October 23rd, 2009 at 1:40 am
The christian doll doesn’t inflate at all because it’s too busy preaching hot air. LOL