Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"
"What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"
"No," says Johnny. "It’s salty."
Very good!
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Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"
"What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"
"No," says Johnny. "It’s salty."
Very good!
September 10th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
funny
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September 10th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
haha…
ewwww…he tasted it?
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September 10th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
wtf XD lol hilarious
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September 10th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
thats well funny!!!
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September 10th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
naughty naughty
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September 10th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
lol
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September 10th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
lmaaooo wow
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September 10th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
i feel wrong for laughing but what the hell, thats quality!! ****
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September 10th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
omg that is funny!
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September 10th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
looooooooooooooooooooool
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September 10th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
no
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September 10th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Very good!
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September 10th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Hahaha that is so wrong, yet so funny!
Good One!
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September 10th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
lol, thats funny
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September 11th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Johnny and Markie … the start of a beautiful relationship.
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September 11th, 2009 at 12:49 am
lol!
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September 11th, 2009 at 1:02 am
good one…..excellent
lol very cute
…..good job…..keep up the good ones
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now
class, I’m going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I’m talking about."
"Okay, first: it’s round, plumb and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple."
"No Deborah, it’s a beet, but I like your thinking. Now, for the
second. It’s soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy.
"Is it a peach?"
"No, Billy, I’m afraid it’s a potato. But I like you’re
thinking. Here’s another: it’s long, yellow, and fairly hard."
By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally.
"A banana," she says.
"No," the teacher replies, "it’s a squash, but I like your
thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey,
I’ve got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket.
Okay, I’ve got it: it’s about 8 inches long, hard, and
it’s got a little pink head on it."
"Johnny!" she cries. "That’s disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "its a pencil, but I like your
thinking!"
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September 11th, 2009 at 1:50 am
that’s good . but johnny is bad. Johnny shouldn’t be licking those things.
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