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FuNnY JoKe!?

StAr If YoU LiKe It!

This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into it. This upset him, but he let it go. She then brought out his chili, and again her thumb was in the food. He let it go again. When she brought out his hot fudge sundae, her thumb was in the fudge and this was too much for him.

"Goddammit," said the man, "get your damn thumb out of my food!’

"Well, I injured it a while ago and the doctor said I should keep it warm."

"Why don’t you just shove it up your a**?" the man said angrily.

"That’s what I do when I’m in the kitchen."

OMG !! HILARIOUS !! Not only will a give you a STAR and then you can give me a "THUMB UP" (I’ll quick hide my soup, chili, and hot fudge so you’re not tempted to turn that thumb downward !!)
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13 Responses

  1. Hibbler Says:

    Didn’t I just read this today on Yahoo’s daily jokes?
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  2. cats Says:

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
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  3. ♫Melinda♫ Says:

    Ok, I guess. No star though, sorry.

    Much Love,
    Melinda ♥
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  4. Inferno13 Says:

    Nice… very nice!!!
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  5. funny & frisky Says:

    OMG !! HILARIOUS !! Not only will a give you a STAR and then you can give me a "THUMB UP" (I’ll quick hide my soup, chili, and hot fudge so you’re not tempted to turn that thumb downward !!)
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  6. missjazze100 Says:

    ha ha
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  7. -♥- Says:

    Starred. That was quite funny. ♥
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  8. DC Says:

    hahahahaha! i like it. star for you!!!
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  9. Mrs.Braymore Says:

    Very good but makes me wonder.
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  10. toughnottobeacynic Says:

    Nah, that’s too old.
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  11. Sweetheart Says:

    lmao. That was hilarious.
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  12. Issak D Says:

    haha, sweet
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  13. Larry J Says:

    Qt 1, LOL
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