Comments on: Does anyone know a very good and funny joke?

By: babyboomer

babyboomer — Tue, 26 May 2009 14:12:59 +0000

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat…

'Well, we're not having any of that gay sh*+ in our garden' she said."
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By: mug

mug — Tue, 26 May 2009 13:38:59 +0000

So there's a boy about 11 or so years-old that lives on a neighborhood. In the neighborhood, a new girl that he kind of think is cute moves in next door about the same age as him. So, he walks up to the girl and asks her to come over to his place. The girl says no. He says, "Please?" She says, "No." Then he says, "I'll cry." She says, "Okay."

So she goes over and she says she has to go back to her house. He asks her if she can stay for dinner. She says no. He says, "Please?" She says, "No." He says, "I'll cry." She says, "Okay."

So she stayed for dinner. Once again, she says she has to go. So the boy asks her if she can watch a movie at his house. The same thing with the please, no, please, no, I'll cry, okay happens again.

So she watches a movie with him. The boy then asks her if she could sleep over. She says no. "Please?" "No." "I'll cry." "Okay."

So she decides to sleep over at her house. He then asks her to sleep in her bed. "No." "Please." "No." "I'll cry." "Okay."

So she slept in his room. He then asked her, "Can I touch your belly button?" "Please." "No." "I'll cry." "Okay."

So a few minutes later, she tells the girl, "That wasn't really my finger." She says, "That wasn't really my belly button."

The End.

I know it was long, but that's the best I got. Hope you like it ~ mug
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By: 200x

200x — Tue, 26 May 2009 12:55:59 +0000

three blonds walk into a bar and sit down. the first one says "my ***** is so big my boyfriend can fit his whole fist in it." the Second one says "my ***** is so big my boyfriend can fit his whole head in it." the third one just smiles & slides down the bar stool.

four guys are in a sinking boat and three have to jump out to lighten the load. they are british, french, mexican, & texan. the british one says "god save the queen" & jumps out. the french one says "viva la france" & jumps out. the texan says "remember the alamo" and pushes the mexican off the boat.
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