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Does anyone know a really funny joke?

I haven't laughed for a while. Can anyone tell me a joke?
The funniest will receive 10 points!

i found this joke somewhere else on here

Farah dies and goes to heaven, he meets Saint Peter who tells him: "now you are in heaven.. please express your wish!" and Farah says:
"I'd like all the children of the world to be safe"… the next day Michael Jackson dies of heart attack!

6 Responses

  1. ♥ Natalie ♥ Says:

    i'm not the best joke teller, but these jokes had me litterally rotfl!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzHBszZn6uo&feature=channel

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7GvstxiH-M&feature=channel
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  2. Brandon Says:

    i do…but i do,but i won't tell it ti;l after summer is over,for the kids
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  3. John B Says:

    this couple had been married for over 50yrs, he said to her ,:in all our married life togther I have never been unfathfull to you." She said, " My dearest I've only been unfathfull to you twice, once to the local football team and once to the local baseball team."
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  4. Titain Says:

    There is a bear and a rabbit the rabbit is just sitting there and the bear is going poo the bear asks the rabit if he has a problem with poo sticking to his fur the rabit say's no so the bear picks him up and well…..the fluffy white rabbit became a brown hare…or hair
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  5. Guy in ©ogn!to Says:

    i found this joke somewhere else on here

    Farah dies and goes to heaven, he meets Saint Peter who tells him: "now you are in heaven.. please express your wish!" and Farah says:
    "I'd like all the children of the world to be safe"… the next day Michael Jackson dies of heart attack!
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    but seriously, rip mj, he had a tough life and some issues

  6. *NOT LIKE OTHERZ* Says:

    what makes kieth sweat and bobby brown??

    answer: the sun

    hahaha
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