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Does anyone have a funny joke or story they'd like to share?

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A winnie the pooh collector was dusting her collectables while on the phone to a friend the shelf collapsed and she gets covered with the fallen figurines and cant move. Her friend says "Are you okay?" she replies "I'm coverd in pooh!"

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  1. ☼ What a Wonderful Life ☼ Says:

    No thanks, I'm kind of in a bad mood right now.
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  2. Gymmy Licious Says:

    A winnie the pooh collector was dusting her collectables while on the phone to a friend the shelf collapsed and she gets covered with the fallen figurines and cant move. Her friend says "Are you okay?" she replies "I'm coverd in pooh!"
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  3. P.O.C. Says:

    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other and says this tastes funny.
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  4. cutedancer852 Says:

    nope
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  5. Marco Polo Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8
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  6. mansionghost Says:

    No but i have cutevideo id like to share http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFN5pF49l8A
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  7. Let,s have one more for the road Says:

    When l die bury me
    Hang my balls on a cherry tree
    lf there ripe take a bite
    Don,t blame me if they don,t taste ripe

    There is that funny enough for you,sir
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  8. SavvySue Says:

    An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. Each orders a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land– one, two, three– in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another… the Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.The Irishman reaches in to the glass, grabs the fly between his fingers and shakes him as hard as he can, shouting 'Spit it out, ya bloody bastard! Spit it out!'
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