You are blonde and on a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music
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Hahaha! That was funny, Go ahead tell it to him!
Do you think this would be a funny joke to tell my uncle who is a bus driver?
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April 3rd, 2009 at 9:12 am
That is really really funny!!!
I'm sure he would like it (if thats his sense of humor) whether or not he is a bus driver.
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April 3rd, 2009 at 9:21 am
LMFAOOOO!!
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April 3rd, 2009 at 10:05 am
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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April 3rd, 2009 at 10:51 am
HA HA HA HA HAH Good one !
yeah that's funny
yeah you should tell your uncle , Hopefully it will make him laugh , cos i did x =D
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April 3rd, 2009 at 11:12 am
LOL! I have never heard that one before and yeah I think your Uncle will love this joke!
Thanks!
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April 3rd, 2009 at 11:58 am
lol you made me pee my self
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April 3rd, 2009 at 12:09 pm
yea thats a good 1
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April 3rd, 2009 at 12:14 pm
HAHHHAH
ROTFLMAOASITH
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April 3rd, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Hahaha! That was funny, Go ahead tell it to him!
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