Can you laugh about or poke fun at things you believe? Here’s one:
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms?
They keep falling through the holes in his hands!
Funny or no? 10 points for funniest Jesus joke.
Jesus and Moses are golfing together up in Heaven. Moses tees off and slices right into the first water hazard. He walks up to it and says, "Well, let's see if I can still do the ol' razzmatazz." With that, he spreads his palms, and the waters part. Dryshod, he walks to his ball and hits it onto the green. At the next hole, it's Jesus who slices into the a water hazard. Not wanting to be outdone by Moses, he starts to walk out on the waters. He doesn't get very far before he sinks. He climbs out of the water and notices the Moses is struggling not to laugh. Jesus roars at him, "Well, I didn't have these holes in my feet the first time!"
Yes, it's in poor taste, but, remember, God invented humor. And we're created in his image, right? If we can laugh at ourselves, I'm pretty sure he can laugh at himself. I'm just trying to Laugh with God, not at him.
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:10 am
“Jesus exists!”
That one always gets me laughing.
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April 3rd, 2009 at 5:57 am
Scratch that I get it now..
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April 3rd, 2009 at 6:16 am
Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?
A: Because he wanted to make it holy.
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April 3rd, 2009 at 6:30 am
The funniest one was also sad…
The DaVinci Code.
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April 3rd, 2009 at 7:10 am
I'm Muslim, you shouldn't laugh at anything at disrespects Jesus.
Jesus was not not nailed in his hands he was nailed in his wrist.
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April 3rd, 2009 at 7:59 am
Well, I don’t knoe a particular Jesus joke. But I remember my husband telling me this:
“I’ll be such a great lawyer, that I can make Jesus lie.”
That was the first thing that came to my mind.
And this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkvI4jdciho
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April 3rd, 2009 at 8:27 am
Jesus said to Moses, ‘All Jews shall have big noses’
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April 3rd, 2009 at 8:40 am
If it is in good taste and well yours isn’t ~
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April 3rd, 2009 at 9:28 am
I saw a greeting card once with three old testament rabbis all leaning in and talking with one another… the inside of the card said “Did you hear the one about the Christian that walked into a bar…?”
I thought is was HYSTERICAL!
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April 3rd, 2009 at 10:16 am
If you thought that was funny, you should really be asleep now.
Third grade starts early in the morning.
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April 3rd, 2009 at 10:31 am
Its conceivable that there could be jokes with Jesus in them that are funny. But the one you give is not one because it includes the crucifiction which is a very solemn event in Christianity.
Some jokes with Jesus can be funny. I saw a cartoon with a picture of Jesus on a skateboard jumping over a church. The caption read “Jesus clears the temple”. That was funny and acceptable.
But as I said, I think yours went a bit too far.
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April 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 am
Jesus and Moses are golfing together up in Heaven. Moses tees off and slices right into the first water hazard. He walks up to it and says, "Well, let's see if I can still do the ol' razzmatazz." With that, he spreads his palms, and the waters part. Dryshod, he walks to his ball and hits it onto the green. At the next hole, it's Jesus who slices into the a water hazard. Not wanting to be outdone by Moses, he starts to walk out on the waters. He doesn't get very far before he sinks. He climbs out of the water and notices the Moses is struggling not to laugh. Jesus roars at him, "Well, I didn't have these holes in my feet the first time!"
Yes, it's in poor taste, but, remember, God invented humor. And we're created in his image, right? If we can laugh at ourselves, I'm pretty sure he can laugh at himself. I'm just trying to Laugh with God, not at him.
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April 3rd, 2009 at 11:05 am
this is by no means funny at all…………but I do realize now that I am talking to a juvenile delinquent
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April 3rd, 2009 at 11:40 am
not funny. for one thing Jesus don’t have holes in his hands. But since you do not know what the scriptures actually say…that don’t surprise me.
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April 3rd, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Mary Magdalen was about to be stoned by the jews,Our Lord stepped forward and said “let the man that is without sin cast the first stone” all dropped their rocks then Mary Magdalen cried out in pain as she was struck by a projectile.Our Lord turned around and said “Ohh..Mummm!”
God bless,
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April 3rd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day.
Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the
fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised
his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly
toward the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond
and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the
pond and chipped it up onto the green.
The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed
out over the fence and into on-coming traffic on a nearby street. It
bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto
the roof of a nearby shack and rolled down into the gutter, down the
downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward the same pond. On the
way to the pond, it hit a little stone and bounced out o ver the water,
onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog
jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just
then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they
pass over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball,
which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, “I hate playing with your Dad.
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