Comments on: A really funny joke for for a teenage girl? http://www.gofreehumor.com/funny-jokes/a-really-funny-joke-for-for-a-teenage-girl Refresh your mind Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:01:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: babyboomer http://www.gofreehumor.com/funny-jokes/a-really-funny-joke-for-for-a-teenage-girl/comment-page-1#comment-7170 babyboomer Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:51:59 +0000 http://www.gofreehumor.com/funny-jokes/a-really-funny-joke-for-for-a-teenage-girl#comment-7170 A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' . With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Dad. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...... Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your son, Jonathan P. S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.<br><b>References : </b><br> A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' . With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Dad.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion…… Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your son, Jonathan

P. S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.
References :

]]> By: GargVK http://www.gofreehumor.com/funny-jokes/a-really-funny-joke-for-for-a-teenage-girl/comment-page-1#comment-7169 GargVK Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:43:59 +0000 http://www.gofreehumor.com/funny-jokes/a-really-funny-joke-for-for-a-teenage-girl#comment-7169 1.How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.<br><b>References : </b><br> 1.How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
References :

]]> By: Dann G http://www.gofreehumor.com/funny-jokes/a-really-funny-joke-for-for-a-teenage-girl/comment-page-1#comment-7168 Dann G Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:29:59 +0000 http://www.gofreehumor.com/funny-jokes/a-really-funny-joke-for-for-a-teenage-girl#comment-7168 Why are pirates called pirates?<br><b>References : </b><br>BECAUSE THEY ARRRRGGGHHHH! Why are pirates called pirates?
References :
BECAUSE THEY ARRRRGGGHHHH!

]]>