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January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
God had created …
God had created darknessbefore that? You chrisko sickos!
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
Ex-atheists are …
Ex-atheists are mentally & morally weaklings who need pscho clutches.
Shameful, Shameless christians using the PC & Internet which are invented by NON-christians to preach their LIES.
Let people judge – don’t delete my comments if your imaginary god is that strong.
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
Here’s a clean …
Here’s a clean joke:
God came to earth & raped a sleeping virgin so that she could produce the best candidate for human sacrifice. The Thankgiving turkey cannot pacify his wrath.
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
Genesis 1:3
3 …
Genesis 1:3
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
on the fourth day was when he created the seasons and the GREATER LIGHT was to GOVERN the day and LESSER was to GOVERN the night and then he made stars but thats not where the light came from
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
to kameronID ya …
to kameronID ya evolution is just a theory just like gravity and how could science be accurate i mean we should believe in what 1 book says that is full of holes proven inaccuracies and contradictions that was written just over 2000 years ago. ps nobody ive asked has given me an answer to this question yet so please write back, if “god” created the sun and stars on the fourth day how did the plants created on the third day survive without light to drive there photosynthetic process?
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
He and Sam Bradford …
He and Sam Bradford favor a little.
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
That means he …
That means he believes in what is real. An atheist doesn’t believe in what is real and therefore tries to make sense of what isn’t, wasn’t, and never will be. Abiogenisis and the Theory of Evolution can’t be proved scientifically.
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
In Exodus we have …
In Exodus we have an account of the manner in which Jehovah delivered the Jews from Egyptian bondage. We now know that the Jews were never enslaved by the Egyptians; that the entire story is a fiction. We know this because there is not found in Hebrew a word of Egyptian origin and there is not found in the language of the Egyptians a word of Hebrew origin. So we know that the Hebrews and Egyptians could not have lived together for hundreds of years.
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
to that guy that …
to that guy that says he is an ex atheist, does that mean that he unlearnt science
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
How many blinks …
How many blinks does he blink in a minute? Excuse me, I have my blinkers on can’t you see I am trying to turn to get away from this guy….can anyone tell me if I have my blinkers…..yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
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January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
your pretty wrong
…
your pretty wrong
because
there the same person
GOD THE FATHER
GOD THE SON
GOD THE HOLY SPIRIT
THE HOLY TRINITY
i was never brain washed as a child
am an ex atheist but now i love GOD
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
Why are evangelists …
Why are evangelists always Southern?
But cute jokes. I’ve heard a similar joke to the first one about an LDS Bishop.
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
i love his jokes.
i love his jokes.
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
ha, ha, ha. ripped …
ha, ha, ha. ripped off old jokes. “Smile and the world smiles back” . . . Olsteen’s cotton candy theology. Except we all know that we need to dig deeper, as Christ taught. But Joel wants to keep everything on the surface where it sells. Trouble is, there is no real value in real life. Join Joel’s church . . . . then call him when you have a crisis in your family. They will never have heard of you (unless you recently wrote a fat check). The mega-church magic. Put in, but don’t try to take.
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
(i pooped a little)
(i pooped a little)
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
wow u couldnt be …
wow u couldnt be anymore prejudice with that statement ans its not a cult its a RELIGION omg what is with that. its not brainwashing anyone people have the chose to believe even though there parents raise them to believe its still their chose i have many friends that grew up in drug houses and others like that and became christian and friends that grew up with God in their lives and they denounced their faith to their parents so sorry for such a long comment hope to talk soon God Bless
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
Isn’t it odd that …
Isn’t it odd that Christian videos attract even the most critical sinners? It’s funny, you never will find comments from Christians on offensive videos. They are not as quick to judge. I think that the Holy Spirit draws them to these christian videos and a seed is planted.
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
i’m sorry you feel …
i’m sorry you feel that way about something so important. it’s in His hands.
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
why do u people say …
why do u people say he did us such a favor for dying for our sins and that shit……. last time i checked christians said he was in heaven and had his 72 virgins
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
this is what …
this is what happens when your writers arent jewish
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
Typical Christian. …
Typical Christian. ‘Don’t say nothing at all’. The usual inbred hick dialog, ‘God died for our sins’ I thought Jesus did. This shows most Christian’s absolute lack of knowledge about the book they all scream over, and finally, the post I’m talking about was ‘thumbs upped’ two times, showing that at least two others had the same basic stupidity. And you wonder why you have to brainwash your kids at an early age to join your cult.
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
Oh for pete’s sake, …
Oh for pete’s sake, shut UP.
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
he’s actually right …
he’s actually right on.
God IS the only judge.
what, is he going to tell everyone on TV that they’re going to unless they accept Jesus?
he’s a human being, imperfect, but seems humble enough not to make God’s decisions for Him.
January 18th, 2010 at 1:01 am
joel osteen is not …
joel osteen is not a man of god he is preaching crap which has no biblical doctrine and when he does use the bible he twists it around and a lot of times its all about himself and not about God and he is a false Christian for denying Jesus’s words on larry king live and he cant even tell people that jesus died on the cross for our sins he tells them he died to cure their mediocrity and bad habits and to make us financially prosperous in this world when jesus never said that