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Pastor Joel Osteen’s Christian Clean Jokes B no dirty funny
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September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
i like joel osteen …
i like joel osteen i think is great how he always starts with a joke
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Fundamentalist …
Fundamentalist Christians would be better served by just going to therapy and figuring out why they act so deranged. Once they work out their demons they will find the world is a lovely place, full of great people and wonderful beliefs of all kinds LISTEN……the sound of preacher moaning in the distance, But then I wont be able to make any money off my flock!!
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
I dont know he …
I dont know he seems like one of the more reasonable pastors. He doesn’t seem to as much hatred built up about minority groups and 21st century trends.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
false man of God he …
false man of God he twists the word of God
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Wow! Someone who …
Wow! Someone who actually has their own opinion, and their own mind. Not mindlessly following and accepting ‘fluff’ as gospel! How refreshing! I don’t think Joel is purposely trying to mislead people. He is expressing his personal opinion of scripture,his interpertation. That is not inherently ‘bad’ or ‘evil’. However a quote or two from the ‘good book’ in a half hour sermon seems like a morsel to me,and not nearly enough to satisfy a true ‘christian’ hunger and or desire. Just MY OPINION.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
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September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
I think you twist …
I think you twist his words. He tells many stories based on his own personal experiences. What in the world is wrong with that? Why are there so many jealous people like you out there anyway?
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
I don’t think this …
I don’t think this person gets it.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
I still don’t …
I still don’t understand why that last sexist joke is so funny. These women-are-smarter-than-mean jokes are getting REALLY cliche.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Good humour is …
Good humour is envigorating to the soul.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
thanks
thanks
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
None of the people …
None of the people you mentioned are Christians, they are decievers and are preaching for personal gain and glory. God will judge then according their works. The sad fact is that true christians are a dying breed although they we not disappear.Our numbers have dwindled over the years and now are experiencing a great falling away. Here’s the kicker, The bible said all this would happen, even about the false teachers, christ’s, able heresies,etc. You’re not any less accountable to god for it.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
I think people are …
I think people are entitle to their belief. If you haven’t been there you don’t know what it’s about. “judge not fore thou shall be judged.”
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
I don’t know you, …
I don’t know you, and ask God to forgive your soul. The devil is always seeking to accuse. “judge not fore thou shall be judged.”
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
joel osteen is not …
joel osteen is not a man of god he is preaching crap which has no biblical doctrine and when he does use the bible he twists it around and a lot of times its all abt himself and not abt God and he is a false Christian for denying Jesus’s words on larry king live and he cant even tell people that jesus died on the cross for our sins he tells them he died to cure their mediocrity and bad habits and to make us financially prosperous in this world when jesus never said that
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
No one mentioned …
No one mentioned you, hole,funny you felt the need to open your blowhole. Shut your hole and leave people alone.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
No one mentioned …
No one mentioned that they “needed” Joel. The funny thing in this matter is that you felt the need to show your by making your comment. Who the are you to criticize anyone?
Tell ya what head…Why dont you leave people alone and let them believe what they want to believe.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Will someone …
Will someone explain to me why Christians need Joel.Your bible that says you have to go through Jesus to get in heaven. It does not mention Joel,Joyce, Pat are any of the others. But it does mention false prophets. I guess false Christians need false prophets.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Nothing wrong with …
Nothing wrong with theses jokes, I mean i’s wonderful! God bless
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Very good. It left …
Very good. It left me feeling happier, and impressed that the Gospel message was preached.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
LOL I love how this …
LOL I love how this is set up like a stand up routine then at the end he prayers the sinners’ prayer!!
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Thanks for making …
Thanks for making me smile.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Beware of ” …
Beware of “preachers” like joel osteen who make fun of the gospel many people have died for throughout history!!!
People who follow these preachers lack knowledge of the bible!!! PATHETIC!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
ROFL! this was so …
ROFL! this was so funny! thank you for posting,… made my day… readers, dont let mean people/non believers ruin your day.. just simply ignore them and remember we are saved…. thank you God!
September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
HA HAAAA!!! Who …
HA HAAAA!!! Who writes his jokes? They’re great. BTW … is that Bob Proctor at 2:52?
December 18th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
jesus came to preach the kingdom of heaven , find the kingdom. christians get mad at a preacher when what he says is possitive but the gospel is all about it. mabe you cant see the kingdom and what god is truly saying because he has said to you depart from me i never knew you