Does anyone know a really Funny Joke that would be good to tell a class?
(if possible, one that would be good for a lesson on pronouns and proper nouns)
why was the tomato blushing?
cause it saw the salad dressing! hehehe
A funny joke that a teacher can tell to 5th graders?
5 Responses
Leave a Comment
March 7th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Well not sure about it being good with pronouns and proper nouns, but it's a funny one all the same (at least for me it is.
A three legged dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks "How can I help you?"
The dog replies "I'm looking for the man that shot ma paw."
Hee hee
References :
Friend of a friend of a friend.. etc.
March 7th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
How do you make a kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the lion cross the road?
To eat the chicken.
Good luck! I'm sure you can find something better online!
References :
March 7th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Two peanuts were walking down the street…one was assaulted.
The baby tomato was falling behind his parents as they walked, until finally the father tomato was so upset he turned around, squished the baby and said "Ketchup!"
(not necessarily good for pronouns/nouns but at least they are plays on words)
References :
March 7th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
http://www.ahajokes.com/kids_jokes.html
References :
March 7th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
why was the tomato blushing?
cause it saw the salad dressing! hehehe
References :