I remember a long time ago hearing a comedian tell a joke about the perfect way to make up an excuse. I don’t remember it too well but it was funny how he split it into steps like for example he said something like:
Step 1: Make up something ridiculous, yet believeable…
sounds like george carlin to me (hes from a long time ago). just look him up. if it wasnt him, he’s still pretty funny
Oct
9
Oct
9
I remember a long time ago hearing a comedian tell a joke about the perfect way to make up an excuse. I don’t remember it too well but it was funny how he split it into steps like for example he said something like:
Step 1: Make up something ridiculous, yet believeable…
sounds like george carlin to me (hes from a long time ago). just look him up. if it wasnt him, he’s still pretty funny
Oct
6
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
"Daddy, does God love children?"
"Yes son, he loves all children."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
and im not trying to say that mj is god. its just a joke that i got from the computer and i wanted to know wat u all thought of it
yes this is the best ? i have ever heard omg im lol lol like peeing my pants this is so funny