I need a funny response for when one of my friends says "what am i going to do whenever you go to college?"
if its a guy "probably chronic masturbate to the thought of me 
"
if its a girl "cry yourself to sleep everynight i guess "
Nov
19
Nov
17
I have been dying to laugh lately so can any of you tell me a really Funny Joke? I mean the best you have ever heard!!!!! Thx
A woman comes home from work and seas her husband waving his arm Frantically ?
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
Nov
17
remember that scene?
what was the scene and why funny?
And do I suppose to see that? Who cares about Tom and especially his laugh, too bad for my speakers.