go!

wana hear a clean joke?
Jack took a bath with bubbles.

wana hear a dirty joke?
bubbles was a guy.

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there were 2 trees sitting on top of a hill, one tree looks at the other and
says, "It sure is windy today"
the other looks back and him and says, "oh my god, a talking tree!!!!"

With a sad face the old man said to his son, "I’m sorry to say this
son but I have to tell you that the girl you want to marry is your
sister, but please don’t tell your mother about this.

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up
frustrated causing the same response from the dad.

So he decides to tell his mother. "Mama I want to get married but all
the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn’t tell
you.

His mother smiling and said to him, "Don’t worry my son, you can marry
any of those girls. Because You’re not his son!!"