The funniest joke will get best answer.
don’t copy jokes you heard on here either, i’ve read most of them.
go!
wana hear a clean joke?
Jack took a bath with bubbles.
wana hear a dirty joke?
bubbles was a guy.
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there were 2 trees sitting on top of a hill, one tree looks at the other and
says, "It sure is windy today"
the other looks back and him and says, "oh my god, a talking tree!!!!"
i’ve probably clicked a million supposedly " Funny Joke sites" but none of them are funny and all lame. does anyone know an actual funny joke site?
www.ahajokes.com
Can someone please tell me some Funny Jokes i’m realy sad.
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to
get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the
girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the
neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son, "I’m sorry to say this
son but I have to tell you that the girl you want to marry is your
sister, but please don’t tell your mother about this.
The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up
frustrated causing the same response from the dad.
So he decides to tell his mother. "Mama I want to get married but all
the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn’t tell
you.
His mother smiling and said to him, "Don’t worry my son, you can marry
any of those girls. Because You’re not his son!!"