I want Funny Jokes, no jokes about why did the chicken cross the road or bar jokes, or lame jokes. I want real funny jokes
thnx xx
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth II die and go to heaven. St Peter meets them at the pearly gates and says "Sorry ladies, there's only room for one of you in heaven today. Whoever can provide the best reason for being allowed in may enter."
Dolly unbuttons her blouse, takes off her bra and says to Peter "Look at these! These are the most perfectly formed breasts in the world! God Himself created these! Don't you think he'd like to admire his handiwork?"
Queen Elizabeth says nothing, and instead reaches into her handbag and pulls out a bottle of sparkling mineral water. She removes the lid, takes a swig, gargles and then spits it into a toilet and flushes.
"Very good Your Royal Highness" says St Peter "you may enter!"
"Hey, come on! That's not fair!" exclaims Dolly indignantly "I show you the most perfectly formed pair of breasts, one of God's finest creations and you let her in just because she spits into a toilet!!!! Why???"
"Sorry Dolly" St Peter replies, "Even in heaven, a Royal Flush beats a Pair, no matter how big they are!"