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Apr 30

I have heard the hunter one. Not that good. Please leave a preferably short (long will work too though) and very Funny Joke! Please dont respond, "idk" or something.
*I will vote best answer for 10 points!*

Somewhere deep in the everglades there is a dilapidated bar. The bar tender offers free food and drinks for a week to the one who can complete the following three tasks: 1. drink a whole bottle of pepper tequila in one go, 2. give the woman on the first floor, who had never an orgasm in her 40 years, her first orgasm, 3. pull a sore tooth from the 10 meter long alligator in the backyard. One man big as a tree gets up, drinks a whole bottle of pepper tequila and goes through the door into the backyard. For about half an hour there are horrible screams and shouts. Then the man comes back, exhausted, bloody scratches all over, clothes torn and asks: 'OK, where is the woman with the sore tooth?'

Apr 30

I have heard the hunter one. Not that good. Please leave a preferably short (long will work too though) and very Funny Joke! Please dont respond, "idk" or something.
*I will vote best answer for 10 points!*

Somewhere deep in the everglades there is a dilapidated bar. The bar tender offers free food and drinks for a week to the one who can complete the following three tasks: 1. drink a whole bottle of pepper tequila in one go, 2. give the woman on the first floor, who had never an orgasm in her 40 years, her first orgasm, 3. pull a sore tooth from the 10 meter long alligator in the backyard. One man big as a tree gets up, drinks a whole bottle of pepper tequila and goes through the door into the backyard. For about half an hour there are horrible screams and shouts. Then the man comes back, exhausted, bloody scratches all over, clothes torn and asks: 'OK, where is the woman with the sore tooth?'

Apr 30

I have heard the hunter one. Not that good. Please leave a preferably short (long will work too though) and very Funny Joke! Please dont respond, "idk" or something.
*I will vote best answer for 10 points!*

Somewhere deep in the everglades there is a dilapidated bar. The bar tender offers free food and drinks for a week to the one who can complete the following three tasks: 1. drink a whole bottle of pepper tequila in one go, 2. give the woman on the first floor, who had never an orgasm in her 40 years, her first orgasm, 3. pull a sore tooth from the 10 meter long alligator in the backyard. One man big as a tree gets up, drinks a whole bottle of pepper tequila and goes through the door into the backyard. For about half an hour there are horrible screams and shouts. Then the man comes back, exhausted, bloody scratches all over, clothes torn and asks: 'OK, where is the woman with the sore tooth?'

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